Idk about you guy's. But i have travels a decent amount. Mostly for church conventions. I'm not overly religious more in my own way. But My grandmother likes to go to the Episcopal church gatherings. And Hell that is a great excuse to tell employers. And traveling for a lot of other reasons. But that first one is how i started this vacation, Tomorrow i'm heading down to Thornton, Co. To see my mother and LiL sisters. Shit's gonna be so cash.
When i check into a motel that is charging me 30 bucks a night. I expect the place to be a trasshy bed a tv older then the one the hobo under the bridge has. And a dirty bathroom. You get what you pay for.
But when i check into a hotel that costs almost 200 bucks a night. I expect to sleep like a god.
I mean, It's clean, The decor is nice. The beds look nice. But i lay down on that bitch and it's hard as a rock. Okay, I can still sleep. I grab the fucking pillow and my head damn near falls through. I had to use all 3 pillows on the bed to keep my head a inch off the mattress.
The bath room is clean, The fucking shower is like 3 feet off the floor on the bathroom, so i get in at about 6'2 and i'm ducking my head..... There "fitness room" Was a broke treadmill and a dumbbell no weights just the bar. The fucking pool smelt and tasted like fucking see water imported directly, That they have never sent any chemicals through.
I call up room service, Couse i am thristy and none of there drink machines have any thing good left. And order two pitchers of soda. I asked how much they were gonna be guy said 4 bucks. I'm thinking not bad. Get my cheak out bill 15 each!!!!!!!!
So if your ever in Casper Wyoming, Don't stay in the Hilton on the river.
thats outrageous..next time youll know better
ReplyDeletewow that too much $$$.
ReplyDeleteHere is the fucking kicker. About half an hour ago, The desk-Lamp on the table fell over and face planted right into my lap-top screen. So knwo i am stuck in there business center, stealing there moniters.
ReplyDeletesounds like a dickhotel. :F
ReplyDeleteawesome, I have to agree here!
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