Friday, October 8, 2010

Fucking Hotels.

Idk about you guy's. But i have travels a decent amount. Mostly for church conventions. I'm not overly religious more in my own way. But My grandmother likes to go to the Episcopal church gatherings. And Hell that is a great excuse to tell employers. And traveling for a lot of other reasons. But that first one is how i started this vacation, Tomorrow i'm heading down to Thornton, Co. To see my mother and LiL sisters. Shit's gonna be so cash.

When i check into a motel that is charging me 30 bucks a night. I expect the place to be a trasshy bed a tv older then the one the hobo under the bridge has. And a dirty bathroom. You get what you pay for.

But when i check into a hotel that costs almost 200 bucks a night. I expect to sleep like a god.
I mean, It's clean, The decor is nice. The beds look nice. But i lay down on that bitch and it's hard as a rock. Okay, I can still sleep. I grab the fucking pillow and my head damn near falls through. I had to use all 3 pillows on the bed to keep my head a inch off the mattress.

The bath room is clean, The fucking shower is like 3 feet off the floor on the bathroom, so i get in at about 6'2 and i'm ducking my head..... There "fitness room" Was a broke treadmill and a dumbbell no weights just the bar. The fucking pool smelt and tasted like fucking see water imported directly, That they have never sent any chemicals through.

I call up room service, Couse i am thristy and none of there drink machines have any thing good left. And order two pitchers of soda. I asked how much they were gonna be guy said 4 bucks. I'm thinking not bad. Get my cheak out bill 15 each!!!!!!!!

So if your ever in Casper Wyoming, Don't stay in the Hilton on the river.

5 comments:

  1. thats outrageous..next time youll know better

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  2. Here is the fucking kicker. About half an hour ago, The desk-Lamp on the table fell over and face planted right into my lap-top screen. So knwo i am stuck in there business center, stealing there moniters.

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